Sorry, dude, I wish I could, but I just cant.
diode, you told me you were 10 years old...You have a long, long life ahead of you....The world is not a place that is so nice...Trust me!! Like I said NYC!! If I can make you happy, and put a smile on your face, I am going to do it! If you don't have the funds, then don't worry, you can pay me back another time.
If I get you one, I need a promise from you! I want you to send me a picture with a big smile on your face...DO we have a promise?
Diode, I'm going to get you a femisapien!!!!!!! When I get one, I will contact you! Your breaking my heart! You seem like a good kid!!! It is FREE to you, no charge, no nothing....OK?
thanks man, But I really need to respect my parents. Dont you think so too? You seem really nice and kind, but this is for my saftey.
Diode, my email address is firstname.lastname@example.org when I get a femispaien, I will send her as a GIFT to you!!! Its not expensive! So it is a GIFT to you! Meaning, No strings attached, you don't owe me anything, not even the shipping cost. Just take the toy and have fun! I don't want payment back, but you owe me something! When you have your femisapien I want a picture with a SMILE on your face!! That is all I ask!!! 20 bucks to get you a femisapien means nothing to me, putting a smile on your face is priceless!!!!!
Thanks man, But I really need to respect my parents. Dont you think so too? You seem really nice and kind, but this is for my saftey.
Ok diode, when you said the word safety. Then I have to look out for you!
You seem like a great kid! happy 2010 and all the world to you! Your still my friend, and you can reach me at email@example.com if you need me
Diode, like I said, if you want a femispaien, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you have the funds, then pay...If not, then you have yourself a gift! I want nothing, but a smile! If you can show me you can smile, then you got your gift! If you don't show me a smile, it is still ok! Life is life, and at times espicialy NYC, I just look out my window and I see nothing but frowns!! I see people walking around, not even knowing what they are doing in life, just existing...I saw your jokes, they made me smile! And I thank you! there is sort of a code in NYC to look out for your friends...You seem like a friend, and I will look out for you! If you want the robot, I will send her to you! No cost, no nothing! Why am I doing this? It's a word "because"...What I do for a living is kind of neat! I work for showtime and optimum online...I'm a senior communication specialist...Just a fancy word, that means I check on fancy equipment and make sure it works for the customers...It will cost me about 20 or 30 bucks to get you a femisapien. Hopefully! Ebay is a place you need to be observant! You have to know how to bid, when to bid, and most importantly when the bidding ends. If it's at 10 bucks and it ends at 4am...Nobody is awake...but I will be! see it for 9 bucks, ending at 4 am...30 seconds to closing I make sure I win the bet! Thank you for saying that I am kind...Life is too short to NOT be kind! I'm 47 seen the world, live in Manhatten, done this, tried that! I look outside my window and see the mad city of Manhatten. Trust me, it's Not like you see on youtube...NYC is a TOUGH place!! Your going to survive here if you are strong! If you are weak, you wil be pushing a shopping cart and live in a cardboard box....That is NY!!! To the point!!! I earn well and I live well...I work on call, but I get paid for the entire week! So 20 or 30 bucks to get you a robot, is NOT going to hurt me in my pocket! It might cost me around 10 bucks to ship it to you So worse case is 30 bucks....30 bucks is nothing! Trust me! Diode, you seem cool, and you make me smile with your jokes....If I can get you a femisapien for 30 bucks or whatever, I will send her to you and I want NO MONEY back from you! But I want to see a smile on your face! I get you the robot, and you show me a smile! And then everything is equal! Diode.....Your a good kid!!!
no what Diode, maybe its best we forget everything...I came here to try to search for femisapien and robosapien things, and now I feel like things are a mess! If you want a femisapien then maybe you should bid on one on ebay like I do or find it else where...I am going to cut this between you and I, because I feel it is getting out of hand....Good luck, peace and whatever else...
Diode, next time you respond to a question board, give helpfull responses. NOT, oh I need a femisapien, blah blah blah..OK? I felt for you, and maybe I shouldn't have! Have a great day! and if you have a HELPFULL response to the quesions on the board then share them!
Seriosly, I said my parents said no. Just please stop insisting on that femisapien. But thanks for the offer though. Have a good day.